#Bone Dry

[welldigger62]

No rain yet 😢

This is looking over at the barnyard across the street. There is a huge white pickup truck in the middle of the picture. 🙄

Another truck just drove into the yard and raised about a hundred pounds of dust.

Maybe tomorrow 😂

[waveydrawsathing]

mustard isn’t a moisturizer ya dummy

[wickedzeevyln]

This Used to be a Tree

This mushy thing used to be a tree,until a heavy downpour from his eyes,skin bunching around the storm cloud,with thunderclaps and lightning bolts hurled down in seething rage. This used to be a tree,now, a wilderness of anguish,scrawled with words decried for their unsavory truth.Words are uncanny things sprawling with thorns slithering up the lattice to finally coil around the thoughts and…

[inspectorspacetimerevisited]

The last thing the Inspector needed to do was shut down Shoop’s ship before it sucked all the water out of a 20-kilometre radius of downtown London.

Of course, the ship would divide the engine room into two parts, trapping Mona on one side. How fortunate that the Inspector could remove all those useless memories to allow her to remember being part Infinity Knight, and the two of them shut down the ship before it started up.

[coruscant-nights]

Dealership: wowie those symptoms do sound weird, but it should be fine to drive. swing it by monday

Me: my guy, the coolant reservoir is empty. i will be having it towed thank you.

[mermaidinthecity]

Bone dry, mm. Bone dry, mm. Blue skies, bone. Dry. Surfing high, above the ages. Frozen in time, all the faces. Faces come by. Motionless eyes. Colors fading, too much sunshine. So much blue sky, bone dry. Bone dry. Do you love, do you love, do you love, do you love? And oh do you love, do you love, do you love, do you love? I'm frozen in time and I'm bone dry. Do you love, do you love, do you love, do you love? Love. Bone dry.

Bone Dry by Shania Twain

[if-you-fan-a-fire]

“SING-SING IS BONE DAY,” Kingston Daily Standard. October 14, 1920. Page 6. ---- Bay Rum, Toilet Water And Perfume Prohibited --- Curb Market In Contraband Liquor Alleged In Existence. --- Ossining, N.Y.. Oct. 14. - Sing Sing prison went bone dry today.

An order was issued forbidding the use of bay rum, toilet water. perfume. witch hazel or any other preparation containing alcohol, either in the barber shop or by the inmates. Soap and talcum powder only will be permitted for shaving purposes in future.

The new order. it was stated. was a precautionary measure to prevent prisoners from obtaining alcohol.

[wibblus]

i made a him

was a fun little project to dabble in, i'm officially back in the mario 64 brain abjkfsdbg

(if you want to play with the guy, he's made for sm64-excoop, check out the Character Select mod github page, featuring how to use these and all my (and others') character mod links in the Pack Catalog :3)

[winstein-nin]

Mushroom Kingdom pop quiz - Wrong Answers only!

Back when I was at school, certain multiple choice questions got a kick out of me. Thus, the idea is to basically take the concept of finding humour in the wrong choices and making it into something amusing.

Initially, I only did the third one, the Wario, Mario, and Waluigi one, but when I noticed that the source has four more questions, and each of them has potential for a funny outcome, I decided to expand the idea into something more.

I hope this makes your day! It was a lot of effort to make it look as authentic as possible.

Thank you for reading.

[jelly-fish-wishes]

TW // Character Death / Koopa Cheeks (I am not sorry)

BGM - King Croacus Appears - SPM

ACT 1

ACT 2

ACT 3 - 1 <<< 21 / 22 / 23

I apologize at how long it took for this update to come out.

Things happened and I’ll leave it at that.

I also posted everything (except one comic) to TikTok! So there’s that too!

I will try to aim for my original schedule of an update every couple of days. If I don’t keep my word, I have failed.

I am also not apologizing for killing Cooper off. He was fated to perish the day he tossed the penguin 🤭.

[tomorobo-illust]

See hi-res version here: patreon.com/posts/81300550

Guess what I saw during the weekend and had to draw as soon as I got home? It's a fun movie and do recommend! Would watch again! 

Also, I've been a Bowuigi fan for years, but never got the motivation to draw them...UNTIL NOW.

[silliergoofierclown]

I can post actual art guys 💪

Sooo this is for an AU idea I had of instead of turning the enemies/ bosses of Mario into humans what if I turn the humans into enemies oohh 🙄💅 I WANTED TO DO MARIO BUT I HAVE NO ENERGYY 😭😭😭 plus struggling to figure out what he would be. I’ll do him someday

Alt version under cut

White background OOOH

I know he doesn’t exactly look like Luigi but I wanted to have more creative freedom with it instead of shoving a Dry Bones into overalls and a hat 😔 I wanted to simply give that “essence” of his character. Hopefully I achieved that hhh-

[trek-tracks]

Kudos to Memory Alpha for choosing this image to represent vaccine delivery

[gameraboy2]

Schoolhouse Rock (1973), "Them Not-So-Dry Bones"

[mermaidinthecity]

The river's higher than it's ever been, mmm. Let's dive in, the tide turns, mmm. I can't swim beneath my skin. I feel the rage, I feel the rush. If today is all we have, then it's too late to make me sad. Bone dry and surfing, surfing high, above the ageless, above the ageless. Frozen in time, all the faces, frozen in time, faces come by. All the faces, motionless eyes, motionless eyes, colors fading, too much sunshine. Colors fading, so much blue sky, bone dry. Too much sunshine. So much blue sky. And I'm done dry.

Bone Dry by Shania Twain